Last night’s Uptown Whittier Zombie Pub Crawl was a magnificent occasion! I was out there with Don Pie (dressed a carnival-barker) and the Bible School Zombie (in clown bandit mode) improvising songues to the Whittierites and klownbies-alike! We met a photographer, Stephanie Zazou, who snapped some of the action. She was bitten by an undead, not realizing they were all real, but they in fact…were, and she is most likely chompin’ on brains with her cornflakes at this very moment. She performed a noble and generous act of bravery by documenting the remaining moments of her humanlife, on 35mm and a digital videocamera, of our charades in Whittier. If her zombie-self remembers, maybe she will post the pictures and video online somewhere? Please find us on Facebook, Stephanie!

Killer Klown Zombies with kazoos!

We also hung out with the Yeastie Boys for a short time before their show and shook hands with the Zombie King. The BSZ and I intended on coming back later to see them play in an hour at the Firehouse Grill after spending more time warbling alongue Greenleaf, getting tangled up in side streets and parking lots. Don Pie stayed behind to talk some official clown business. After a little while of us funtertaining the traffic at the stoplights, Stephanie noticed some ole’ familiar college chums. We bade her goodbye until next time. There were still furthur adventures and mayhaps to discover. While clacking my heels up a little too high and a little too often, demonstrating my theory of an ideal ‘jig’ maneuver inside Geeks, I landed on my foot strangely. Bible School Zombie nearly had to piggy back ride me out of there. I am sorry for missing the Yeastie Boys but I look forward to seeing them play sometime. Don Pie is always raving about them.

We also had fun talking to the callers who got through on the hotline. Some of U might have been led right to the voicemail while we were on the phone with someone else. If U happened to record our conversation, please feel free to post it! Without furthur ado, some exquisite zombie messages (some of which have phone number edits)….BAY-beh! @:-{D))

7-8-11 Zombie invasion number edit

7-9-11 Where are the zombies -CA

7-9-11 Zombie Crawl Starting Point

7-9-11 MissLadybug Whittier

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My cousin Doofie from Tennessee has now entered the 22nd Century…and what new technology did he acquire…BAY-beh!?

Cousin Doofie McDonald 10-14-09

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If U read the post before this, then U are right where U should be. If U still need to read the post before this, please feel free to check it out. It is a pre-quel of sorts (or is this a sequel?) and by listening to the message caught on 765-2-DOOBIE, U will have a re-awakening of angelic proportions.

Now, back to the sheooow!
U just might find Urself downloading this little ditty into Ur iPods. There are quite a few messages just like this on the hotline, with fancifully focused folks bearing/baring the Silverfoxes of their Souls upon the phoneline’s imagiscape and I aim to post more….BAY-beh! @:-{D))

7-5-11 Laughing maniacally-CA

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The Hotline is filled with tremendous historical data each and every millimoment. As Pink Floyd says, ‘If you don’t eat Ur meat, U can’t have any pudding. How can U have any pudding if you don’t eat Ur meat?’ The meat of this matter just so happens to tug on the ol’ heartstrings. The next post will be Ur pudding.
1-22-11 Please Come Back

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This could very well become the next school assembly chant.
4-9-10 kids sing makin cookies

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