Last night’s Uptown Whittier Zombie Pub Crawl was a magnificent occasion! I was out there with Don Pie (dressed a carnival-barker) and the Bible School Zombie (in clown bandit mode) improvising songues to the Whittierites and klownbies-alike! We met a photographer, Stephanie Zazou, who snapped some of the action. She was bitten by an undead, not realizing they were all real, but they in fact…were, and she is most likely chompin’ on brains with her cornflakes at this very moment. She performed a noble and generous act of bravery by documenting the remaining moments of her humanlife, on 35mm and a digital videocamera, of our charades in Whittier. If her zombie-self remembers, maybe she will post the pictures and video online somewhere? Please find us on Facebook, Stephanie!

Killer Klown Zombies with kazoos!

We also hung out with the Yeastie Boys for a short time before their show and shook hands with the Zombie King. The BSZ and I intended on coming back later to see them play in an hour at the Firehouse Grill after spending more time warbling alongue Greenleaf, getting tangled up in side streets and parking lots. Don Pie stayed behind to talk some official clown business. After a little while of us funtertaining the traffic at the stoplights, Stephanie noticed some ole’ familiar college chums. We bade her goodbye until next time. There were still furthur adventures and mayhaps to discover. While clacking my heels up a little too high and a little too often, demonstrating my theory of an ideal ‘jig’ maneuver inside Geeks, I landed on my foot strangely. Bible School Zombie nearly had to piggy back ride me out of there. I am sorry for missing the Yeastie Boys but I look forward to seeing them play sometime. Don Pie is always raving about them.

We also had fun talking to the callers who got through on the hotline. Some of U might have been led right to the voicemail while we were on the phone with someone else. If U happened to record our conversation, please feel free to post it! Without furthur ado, some exquisite zombie messages (some of which have phone number edits)….BAY-beh! @:-{D))

7-8-11 Zombie invasion number edit

7-9-11 Where are the zombies -CA

7-9-11 Zombie Crawl Starting Point

7-9-11 MissLadybug Whittier

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My cousin Doofie from Tennessee has now entered the 22nd Century…and what new technology did he acquire…BAY-beh!?

Cousin Doofie McDonald 10-14-09

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Privy Council Press is archiving the hotlines never before heard. Some of these might be collage-ed in with future videos/songs/multimedia projects/etc!

During this ticklish mantra we experience some wonderful harmonies of everyday discoveries…BAY-beh!

SSnarling laughing 6-17-10

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I’ve been keeping my Eagle Eye at the fUntertainment distribUted by @TheAndyKaufman on Twitter for qUite sometime now, as well as contributing alongUe to his shenanigans. @RebeccaFoster73 was introdUced to me throUgh him and she in fact had Us on her radio show (KKEZ 94.5fm) a few weeks back, with @chrisgethard. She is a spiritUal mediUm who can tell U a lot about Urself with simple and completely accUrate symbols that investigate Ur reality’s dreamscape with one magnificently harmonic swoop. I woUld like to thank her for posting a link to “Ye Ole Fiendly Towne and Other Whittier Zombie Haikus,” my newest bUk, on her website.
I sent her a copy of it, while she sent me her book, “The Beaches”, which just arrived today in the mail! I am reading it now. So far, she is explaining what her symbols mean. Something tells me it will give new perspectives on how to more easily assess sitUations and deal with varioUs obstacles in a flowing and relaxed fashion. Here is a link to her newest creation.

by Rebecca Foster

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Suckered snarl sweetens
swirly sugar surfs swiftly
sour smoochie soft

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