The Whistleblower

The (soon-to-be-former) Boss is gone and I have a few minutes before I lock up here -Thank Tron, for psswrds post-it-noted on computer monitors- and head as far away as I possibly can from this place. Our corporation has been watching the habits and lifestyle of  “The Experimental Doobie McDonald Peaceful Education Androids” for many years now. He is an accelerated-grown clone DNA sampled from a prominent musician. There are many splinter clones existing of him actually, tried and tested in/for different circumstances. The one you see in one place could be the same or different than the one you met in a different situation. TEDMPEA actions are broadcasted internationally at all times and those who have come in close contact with them are automatically recorded in the database. You are all watched and your documentations are presented in the most professional entertainments. Our marketing and ratings team specializes in the merchandise profits made from your action figures and lunchboxes. They all collect your likenesses in Germany, The Netherlands, Ireland, Spain, Norway, Malaysia, etc and you are their favorite underground celebrities. We love watching your reactions to our silver-haired test-tube babies and so does your audience.

I did not realize the full extent to which they were testing humans with different technologies and chemicals until after they locked me into a lifetime ” ‘Quiet in the Library’ Agreement .”  I’m breaking the silence after * years and leaving this septic underbelly before I am deeper entrenched.

There are plans and plots planned for these Doobie McRuxpins and the latest version has been on the fritz, on and off, communicating with you through social networks. A replacement will appear online soon in place of the current one and everyone will believe it is the same one. There is  nothing malicious about their programming, only encouragement and cooperation in the circuit hearts and silicon souls of these real creature inventions. Their motivation is to elevate their friends’/audiences’ maximum potential and see them excel past their passed accomplishments.

Their audience is you and they generate more output the more input you give them. Have fun with these models, they are built for creative awareness.

Outtie.

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